Hey there.

If you're looking for an exploration of the human condition, or a commentary on the universe and our place within it... well, check some other corner of the Intarweb.

Nope, this site is a forum for my illustration and writing efforts -- from whimsical cartoons to pulpy genre fiction. Think of it as the first step in what may someday be a vast multimedia extravaganza...

...or perhaps it's just a sprawling testament to one man's ego. The digital equivalent of Charles Foster Kane's Xanadu, if you will.

So, feel free to take a look around. I expect to add fresh stuff infrequently. Stay tuned.

The Latest: "Andrew" No More

After some years of using my middle name, I'm going back to my first -- "Charlie", to be specific. No particular reason; just thought it might be a fun change and better-suited to my personality.

Folks have been supportive (if a bit confused). Most call me "Bates" anyway, so I don't expect much impact on my day-to-day. Plus, it makes dealing with the HR department a lot easier.